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Dec 11, 2010

Act II

The second installment in the continuing adventures of me posting random summary-things


Act II
            Still “venturing,” Lou, Ophelia and Will hear a commotion
            They investigate (peeking around a corner?)
            Raph and Azzer are having a “fight”
                        Mostly about how Raph really really shouldn’t throw himself to 
                       the zombies please it’s been a very long day and can’t he just
                       stay in one place and calm the fuck down so Azzer can rest
                        And Raph ranting about how he really doesn’t want to be here 
                       and really, Azzer should understand that he’s going crazy here 
                       and starting to hallucinate and it’s making things difficult and he 
                       just wants it to stop forever so he can sleep forever and he’d be 
                       better off dead and less likely to get people killed
            Understandably, this fight probably freaks them out
            But hey, Lou has a DID problem and has to go try to help
            Azzer + Lou manage to drag Raph off to somewhere not in the open
                        “Goddamn he must weigh a fuck ton” “Metric or imperial?”
            Raph gets handcuffed to something so he won’t run the hell off
                        Azzer probably gets looks for this and makes snide comments in 
                       response
                        All I can see are lines like “I don’t know if a zombie apocalypse
                       is the best time for you two to act out your gay BDSM fantasies or
                       whatever this is” coming from Will
                        And maybe Ophelia finding the idea of boysex hot, because the 
                       girl has her priorities
                        And Azzer facepalming and raging while Lou laughs
            Will recognizes Raph
            Raph then acknowledges Will and Lou as being former patients
                        Probably some bitching at Will for getting in fights/drinking
                        himself into a stupor
                        “Ah yes, Mr. Morgan. Lovely to see you without broken bones
                       for once”
            Introductions/Reintroductions
                        Names, jobs, etc.
            Discussion of Rachel
                        Pregnant with twins and alone with two little kids (a toddler and a
                       baby) in the middle of fucking nowhere because Azzer is a hermit
                       and hates everyone except for Rachel, his kids and Raph
            Break
            Discussion of the zombies being alive rather than being undead and/or 
            voodoo slaves (*cough*Our Zombies Are Different*cough*)
                        R – “They’re not dead”
                        L – pauses – “What?”
                        R – nods to the window – “The people out there, they’re living
                       breathing humans”
                        W – “They’re eating OTHER PEOPLE”
                        L – “And attacking anything that gets too close, that’s not exactly
                      normal behavior”
                        R – “Perhaps I should have amended that. They’re sick. Infected 
                      with something… a virus… like rabies… it could even be spread 
                      like HIV, blood to blood. They’re dehydrated, you can see it in 
                      their pallor, the receding gum lines, they likely have bleeding sores
                      in their mouths.”
                        L – “So those things we’ve been killing are humans, then”
                        R – “Sick, likely rabid humans, yes”
                        O -  “How are we supposed to kill them, knowing that?”
                        A – looks up from whatever he’s been doing (probably busy
                       being antisocial and grumpy, it takes a lot of work) – “Look, just 
                      pretend they’re Old Yeller and put them down”
                        R – “Az!”
                        A – “Rabies fries your brain and causes permanent brain damage.
                      That’s why they put dogs down. If that’s what this is, then there’s
                      no way to fix them. So just shoot them in the head and keep your 
                      arms and legs out of snapping jaws”

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