A blog full of zombies, random drabbles, and inappropriate amounts of cursing.

Jan 27, 2011

Empire: William Morgan


Okay so Will. Right. William Bartholomew Morgan, son of Elizabeth Morgan (a whore) and an unknown father ( lol Demetri lol ). Up until age 9, Will’s life was pretty boring, he moved from London to Capitol and got two baby brothers that he probably contemplated returning and/or feeding frogs to or something. Occasionally this weird guy comes to visit them and asks Will questions and plays with his mom. By this I mean he’s a bishop and he pays her so he can get his jollies off.
            After his ninth birthday, however, things basically turn into a giant crapsack. His mom gets sick after having her third kid (Zach) and then one day Will comes home from school and oops there’s mom dead on the floor. (Which totally had nothing to do with Demetri slowly poisoning her because he wanted things, but whatev, it’s cool. I mean, bitches man, srsly, all up in your grill about wanting to do things to their kids, what’s their deal). And then, hey, that weird guy comes around and offers Will a way to keep what’s left of his family together as opposed to all of them being split up in orphanages so of course Will fucking goes with it. This option happens to be Will training to become a Hunter (see previous post about them) and generally learning to be Demetri’s “assistant” (no, this is not pervy, Demetri is so homophobic he would turn purple with rage and strangle things if you suggested any undertones). This uh... “training” pretty much consists of Demetri working Will half to death and attempting to make him an emotionless slaveboy/fighter that will defend Demetri to the death and follow orders without question. So it’s less “omg gay incest rape fic” or whatever and more “omg yess control trips and mindfucking.”
            So yeah, training. Right. Starts out fairly simple. Will gets lessons and learns how to use guns and fight. When he’s 10, shit starts getting real and Demetri starts trying teaching Will that emotions other than anger are useless and pointless. He does this by punishing Will for doing things like crying. This punishment takes the form of Will being locked into rooms under Demetri’s church, they’re made of stone (old basement, yes) with no light, no heating and barely any airflow. Sometimes there are corpses in these rooms. Usually there are rats. It depends how “bad” Will has been. Generally this confinement lasts between a few hours and a few days (in the latter case, bread and water may be provided occasionally). By the time Will gets out he’s usually half-crazy with hunger and hallucinating and feeling sick. Then Demetri wraps him in a blanket and gives him food and water and lets him cling and Will’s just so grateful to have something warm and alive to hold onto that he doesn’t even care. This pretty much goes on with diminishing regularity until Will is 20 and generally explains his horrible crippling claustrophobia and people issues. Demetri also tends to have anger issues when Will doesn’t do as he says. His general response to this is to beat the holy hell out of the kid and see how many things he can break. Will’s nose winds up a little crooked from all the times Demetri has broken it (by kicking him in the face when he's down). This year’s only real plus is meeting Edgar who becomes like his BFF/older bro or something. Basically Ed is a teenager at this point and kinda takes Will under his wing a little so things are a BIT less gay.
            When Will turns 11 (yes, on his fucking birthday, it’s like the worst Hogwarts letter ever), Demetri makes him kill his first person. It’s a 7-year-old girl (a werewolf girl, but whatev man, still a little girl and still a dick move) who stares at Will in confusion for a while. And then Will shoots her in the head like a good little soldier and hugs her body and cries. So Demetri locks him in a room with her body for 3 days. He spends most of the time crying and telling her everything will be okay. And then he starts hallucinating and thinking she’s still alive and talks to her. And defends her corpse from rats (he has developed a hatred/fear of them because of this) until Demetri lets him out and takes the body away from him and disposes of it. This is pretty much the last time Will cries. Like ever. He does, however, occasionally see the little girl when he’s freaking out or being an alcoholic later in life. He tends to talk to her when this happens but it worries people so he tries not to do it too much but he also doesn’t want to hurt her feelings by ignoring her. Yeah. This does eventually stops when he stops constantly being drunk and/or having mini-panic attack things because of Demetri or being surrounded by people constantly.
            Twelve is like the shittiest shit shit for Will because he starts actually working as a Hunter. Yes. A 12-year-old. Hunting werewolves. Nothing could possibly ever go wrong here. And thus Will is totally super surprised when he gets assigned to a solo mission and gets his ass bitten. Okay. Not his literal ass. Technically the bite is on his shoulder but you know what I mean. After this he is reasonably freaking the fuck out. Because he is now illegal. And likely to get his ass arrested and sent to the exorcists if anyone finds out. So being the intelligent boy he is... he starts doping himself up with injections of colloidal silver. The first time he almost ODs because he doesn’t have the dosage right but it’s cool, eventually he figures that shit out. Also starts drinking because alcohol makes the poison induced shaking quiet down and helps him sleep at night. Eventually he figures out a way to combine asphodel and a few chemicals to inhibit symptoms and keep himself in a general state of “drugged out of his fucking mind” during full moons. Fortunately for him, this also has the side effect of making him pretty much unaffected by silver. So people don’t make hmm noises and wonder why he suddenly can’t handle the stuff.
            However, silver isn’t cheap. Nor are chemicals and needles. Nor is feeding and housing his brothers... or sending them to good schools. And his job really doesn’t pay all that much. So how does the son of a whore decide to earn extra money? By being a whore. Yeah. Thirteen and he starts selling himself. Mostly his customers are men because well that’s who buys pretty young boy whores. Not that he doesn't get his share of female clients eventually but at the start it's almost exclusively men. And he hates this with a fiery fucking passion until he learns to stop taking it personally. This also further cements Will’s general hatred/fear of older men. He does lose his virginity before becoming a whore, though. It’s to a young nun-in-training and they do it on the pews in the main Hunter church. Yes, this is blasphemous and would probably get them both in trouble but no one finds out so whatev, it doesn’t matter.
            From about 14 to 17 he is busy alternating between drunk off his ass and hungover. Sometimes he manages to combine the two into the worst form of multitasking ever. Mostly he’s just angry and hating everything and working all day to sell himself all night and then go home to try to sleep for a couple hours but get bitched at by his brother Mark instead. A lot of his free time is spent getting in bar fights and generally causing trouble. For his sixteenth birthday, instead of a car, Demetri gets him a tattoo. And by that I mean he brands “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned” into Will’s back and then spends the next like.... year and a half tracing over the words with a knife every few weeks to remind Will of what they say and what a horrible person he must be to need reminding of them. He also starts smoking around this point, if only so that he won’t be able to smell things all the time (it permanently fucks up his sense of smell to some extent) and also because 1) werewolves don’t smoke and 2) it confuses the dogs that are sometimes used to hunt down wolves.
            Then one day when he’s 17 he meets a girl in a bar and she offers to buy him. He agrees to this because hey, it’s money and she’s kinda cute. I should probably stress that he’s also pretty smashed at this point. Well he goes home with her and uh... finds out she’s a he. This is how Will meets James and starts to slow down his drinking habit. Because srsly man. Thinking a dude is a chick. Okay so it's a gay girly dude in a dress but that doesn't make it better. He also meets Tanya and Kirill at this point, because.... that’s where James lives. Tanya pretty much spends all her time telling Will and James that they’re too skinny every time she sees them. She probably keeps Will from starving himself a couple times. A few months later, Will gets assigned to a new case. By all accounts it seems that there’s a female werewolf luring men into dark alleys and then killing them in horrible ways and eating pieces. Well. That just won’t do. So it’s Will’s job to find her and bring her to “justice.” And I think that’s where I’m going to end this ramble because now we’re getting into plot things.

Jan 17, 2011

Thai'd Down


Thai’d Down, a story of hookers and blow.

That joke would be more amusing if it were a joke.

Marian and Madison Walker
            The Walker siblings were orphaned at 8 and 10 respectively. They transferred orphanages three times in two years. Madison spent most of this time in hospitals and clinics being stitched up, pumped with medication or prodded at. Eventually, one of the workers at the orphanage told Marian (12) that they would pay her if she took her brother and left. So she did. Like a stupid little girl. The money lasted them about three months and then they got kicked out of the hotel they’d been staying at. Yeah. Fun times. Marian managed to get various part time jobs helping at grocery stores, making beds in motels and watching children. Madison was busy sucking cocks in back alleys and getting punched in the face. (Srsly, who hires a 10-year-old hooker? Whatiswrongwithpeople?)
            When Madison was 15, Pacha found him bleeding out in her alley behind a dumpster. She stitched him up and put him in a bed because the woman adopts strays to piss off Walter. After that, Maddie went and got his stupid sister and they started working in the restaurant.
            A little bit of random info. Maddie is a hemophiliac (type A) and tends to bruise like a peach and bleed from the slightest scratch. This makes him very popular with a certain type of customer and so Maddie has pretty much become a professional submissive. One of his customers, Thomas Bradley, is an advisor to the Emperor and keeps trying to buy him for real. Maddie’s pretty sure that he’d be dead within a week if he ever agreed to that.

Alexei Zaytsev
            Alexei grew up in Russia near a United Trading outpost and pretty much spent most of his time making “hnnnnnngh” noises and wanting to not be there and griping to his brothers who told him to shut up and get back to work because goddammit Alexei we have a farm to run and there are animals to feed, do you want to starve, no you can’t go look at the machinery, no you don’t know how to fix cars, don’t you dare take the tractor apart. So yeah... at 16, he stowed away on one of the UT boats to hitch a ride to somewhere that didn’t have stupid brothers or stupid farms. Unfortunately for him, he fell asleep and missed his stop. When the ship reached Capitol, the crew beat the shit out of the stowaway Russian rat and dumped him in the city. Alex, not able to speak English, wandered around the city getting lost and getting in trouble. Nightfall of his third day in the city, he gave up and flopped over in a snowdrift. And then a grumpy Thai woman kicked him and told him to get his big fat butt off her street because his corpse was scaring away customers. Then she managed to drag him into her kitchen, feed him soup, and over the course of 6 years, teach him English.... and a vague semblance of manners.
            My current theory is that he’s so grumpy because Pacha was the one to teach him English and he just thinks that’s the way he’s supposed to speak.

Kim Seo-Yoon
            Seo’s life started out pretty normal. Her family is actually pretty well off and she was only disowned because she couldn’t keep her legs crossed for two goddamn seconds. Her father caught her with the cook and almost had a heart attack. So really, whoring wasn’t much of a leap for her and she already knew about Thai’d Down. She’s kinda been BFFLs with Zeke since they were both babies and they have a deal that if Seo gets pregnant, Zeke will marry her since this would solve his problem of needing to have kids. And she’s pretty much convinced that this would be awesome because then she can hit on guys for Zekey and get to watch live porn, really it’s like she forgets that Zeke hates men and being near them and doesn’t want to have sex with them thanks. She does love on him whenever he’s injured or upset and actually doesn’t charge him for sex because she likes him and knows he doesn’t really do it because he likes it.
            They have a weird relationship.
            She also ships Madison and Alex because Alex calls him “peaches” and tends to manhandle him. Both boys seem to disapprove of this but grudgingly accept money when she wants to see boysex. Occasionally, they get a little drunk first and then Seo really fangirls because it actually seems like they’re into it. Honestly, Maddie has no interest in sex, the closest he gets to that is cuddling people he likes. Alex on the other hand.... who knows. Maybe. He is suspiciously silent on this matter.
            He’s also painfully gentle when it comes to Maddie despite all appearances. And sits outside his door when he’s working to make sure he’s not ACTUALLY getting murdered. And kisses him sometimes. Maybe. Just a little. When Seo is paying them. God, no, I’m not allowed to start shipping my own characters again. Especially since this one is generally non-con from both sides and may, MAY, be one-sided sometimes. I blame Seo for this. No channeling yaoi fangirls and editing things at 2 AM.
            4 AM UPDATE: But at the same time he does that for the GIRLS too and, and maybe that’s just how he is under all the grumpy and scary? Or that means he thinks of Maddie as a girl, he’s not that nice to Tate.... yeah, okay ruling this as a “I have not fucking clue right now and I have been up far too long and Alex is a stupid silent rock that doesn’t talk”

Tate
            Tate is a colorblind hyperactive teenage boy with a fondness for dick and a dislike of personal space. He wandered into the restaurant looking like a unicorn threw up on him and asked for a job because well it was better than anything else he could do. Then he took Alex’s room and decorated it with rainbow shit and started gaying up the place with his gay. No, actually he pretty much just took some of Maddie’s less violent customers and expanded their client base a little. He was a streetwalker before he came to the restaurant and after his third arrest decided that maybe working in an actual brothel would be safer.
            Presently, his hair is brown with lime green tips. This changes according to his mood that week. This is why the girls won’t let him dress himself.

Aida
            A tiny curvy black girl that will not take your sass thank you very much, Aida started out as a waitress. She eventually found out about the dual hooker-waitress jobs available and decided that was a great way to supplement her income. Mostly Aida works as the hostess for Thai’d Down because she’s one of the few people there that seems to actually be able to deal with people. The only thing that really seems to annoy her is Walter constantly smacking her ass and making comments. It’s not her fault that he’s too used to scrawny Asian girls. Aida does not have dead parents, has not been tortured/raped/whatev, and is not traumatized. She’s working as a hooker because it’s easy money for her.

Antoinette
            Can I summarize her in two words and just say “French Lesbian”? Yes? No? Oh okay. I guess she’s kinda.... iono. Toni is too tall and too blonde and too pretty. And it pisses people off. She has a tendency to drink more than Alex and use cigars/cigarettes in a suggestive manner. If you gave her a lollipop/popsicle/insert phallic food she’d probably give it a blowjob. Toni was raised in fancy estates and trained to be a lady and was probably well on her way to being the prize wife of someone important but she didn’t really like that idea and packed up all her clothes and the finest silver in the house and fucked off. While she sleeps with men, she has a general disdain for anything with a penis (barring people she actually likes like Ed). She also tends to be curt, bordering on rude, and rather stuck up when she doesn’t get her way.

Kelsey
            Kelsey is a sweet girl but isn’t the brightest crayon in the box, which is how she wound up working in a brothel at 14-15 (and probably looking about 9 or 10). She’s basically a pair of fantastic breasts with long legs and pigtails. Her clients like the whole “innocent little girl” thing and so she uh... does tend to wear “costumes.” Not that she minds, she seems to find it honestly entertaining. Basically, the guys that hire her want a sweet little girl in pigtails and a school uniform to suck their cock and tell Daddy what a bad girl she’s been (do some of them want her to act/dress like a toddler? Yes. Does she? Also yes. Bitches, man. Srsly)
            Does this creep the other hookers out? Sometimes. Mostly it’s the fact that Kelsey has a baby face and high-pitched voice and would probably look about 12 if not for her breasts. There is a lot of grumbling and earplug usage when Kelsey is being particularly vocal. There is presently a campaign to buy her a goddamn gag already.

Jan 16, 2011

Empire - Priesty Ramble


Priests

            The priests employed by the Church serve a variety of functions, it’s pretty much a catchall term for any male in church employ, likewise with the term nuns for women. The previously mentioned Hunters are one of the smallest branches. Obviously, there are priests that serve as actual priests, as in they hold mass, take confessions, etc. This purpose is fairly straight forward so I’m not wasting time typing about it.

            Other branches serve as soldiers and guards for the Emperor, the Pope and other important people. The Emperor is also assigned a personal guard who is trained from a young age to live only to serve. He usually has a room connected to the Emperor’s suite and spends all his time being an unseen protective force (basically his job is stalking the Emperor). Technically, this guard isn’t supposed to talk but most of them do.
            (On an unrelated note, the current Emperor’s bodyguard, Jeremy Larsen, has had a thing for him (her) since they were children. (This odd he/she thing is because the Emperor is legally male but biologically female, Ephesian politics are confusing that way). He takes his silence very seriously and tends to communicate via notes that he drops from wherever he’s hiding. Francis finds him silly and paints his nails and braids his hair in his (her) free time. He (she) also tends to use Jeremy as an unwilling listener for boy (girl) talk and will often complain to him about everything from cramps to his (her) lack of pretti clothes. When they were 10 and 11 respectively, Francis gave Jeremy her favorite scarf. He hasn’t stopped wearing it since except to wash it. Generally, he uses this scarf as a sort of mask, wrapping it around his face and neck, and wearing it up over his nose. Obviously, Jeremy has been crushing fairly hard for the last 10 years or so and will probably murder the first guy to touch Francis. Frankly, I wouldn’t be surprised if he fathered Francis’ children eventually. Beatrice, Francis’ fiancĂ©, would probably laugh her stupid head off and find this generally hilarious. Actually, if that were the case, Francis would probably be the only female Emperor to survive giving birth to a male son because Jeremy would be damned if he’d let someone kill his Francis and srsly I need to stop shipping two of my characters and contemplating their future babies this can’t be healthy)
            Moving on from that unhealthy fangirlish ramble, on occasion Hunters are asked to help the guards (usually near the full moon). And for the week of the full moon there is usually a squad of Hunters guarding the Emperor. Killing wolves is their specialty, after all.

            God, this ramble was originally supposed to be about exorcists but then I got sidetracked. Right. Ephesians are pretty heavily into the whole “demon/devil possessions” and they take exorcisms pretty seriously. There’s an entire branch of the Church dedicated to getting rid of demons and saving the souls of the innocent. There have been many attempts to try and exorcise bitten werewolves but most of them end in the slow, painful death of the victim. This is generally because exorcist techniques involve applications of blessed water and a good deal of silver. Note: a lot of exorcisms with NORMAL people end in their deaths due to the stress of the procedure. Some exorcisms can last over a week and usually exhaust the exorcist and the afflicted as both fast for the duration.
            The general procedure is that the afflicted is first handcuffed to a bed, either in their own house or in a convenient church, and then an exorcist is brought in for a fee (this varies based off the length of the procedure and the experience of the exorcist). The exorcist will pray and douse the individual with holy water (this tends to give wolves cold/flu like symptoms and can lead to illness in normal people if this goes on too long). In extreme circumstances, the exorcist will re-baptize the individual in holy water. Religious symbols, cast in silver and blessed by cardinals or the pope, will be pressed against the individual's skin. The extreme version of this involves the symbols being heated and then used to brand their flesh (this is typically frowned upon). Gabriel, Michael and Raphael are usually invoked during exorcisms. The procedure is considered to have succeeded when the individual confesses to being possessed by the devil and casts him out of their body and soul. With wolves, this usually involves the individual swallowing silver dust to prove their separation from the demon possessing them. This is extremely painful and generally kills them because it eats away at the lining of their stomach and leads to slow death from infection.
            Exorcists are regarded both with fear and respect by the common folk, largely because they are the ones that decide if someone is possessed. They are a necessary evil that exists because men are weak and cannot keep darkness from their hearts. Individual exorcists vary from stuck up asses to zealots to nice guys. Hope for the latter if you get “possessed” they’re much less likely to make you eat poisonous things for the lulz/religionz.

Jan 14, 2011

Stupid Stuff -UPDATED

Character list bullshit goes here, I guess.

Tanya’s House (5)
Plot Age
Age+
Gender
2-13
Hair
Eye
Other
Tanya Volkov
58
62
Female
Brown
Blue
5’6; het (Kirill)
Kirill Volkov
62
66
Male
Grey
Brown
5’10; het (Tanya)
James E Williams III
25
29
Male
Orange
Brown
5’4; hom(Blake);w
Ruth Taylor
16
20
Female
Red
Green
5’6; het (Mark)
Lu
18
22
Female
Black
Brown
5’; het; w
The Williams sisters (10)
Julia, Judy, Jennifer, Jane, Jill, Jessica, Joy, June, Jackie, Jean

About
26-37

About
30-41


Female


Orange


Brown


Het; w

Hunters, Church, etc (34)



23-11



Father William B Morgan
20
24
Male
Black
Blue
5’11; het/$; w
Jonathan Marcus Morgan
15
19
Male
Brown
Hazel
5’9; het (Ru)
Zachary Charles Morgan
12
16
Male
Black
Brown
5’8; asex
Elizabeth Morgan
Dead-37
Dead-41
Female
Black
Blue
5’3; het (Dem)
Father Edgar Young
27
32
Male
None
Brown
6’3; het (Kate)
Marshall Hawthorne
19
23
Male
Blonde
Blue
5’11; het
Lance Hawthorne
22
26
Male
Blonde
Blind
5’10; het
Zeke Park (Pak Yejoon)
21
25
Male
Black
Brown
5’8; hetrom/hosex
Sumi Park
15
19
Female
Black
Brown
5’2; het
Richard Thompson
17
21
Male
Blonde
Grey
6’1; het
Robert Clark
23
27
Male
Brown
Hazel
5’11; het
Lucas Kelly
26
30
Male
Blonde
Blue
6’2; homo (Zeke)
Jack Cunningham
23
27
Male
Black
Green
5’9; het
Carter Smith
26
30
Male
Brown
Brown
6’; het
Benjamin Harper
24
28
Male
Brown
Hazel
5’8; het
Ethan Harris
30
34
Male
Blonde
Brown
5’10; het
Sister Jeanie
16
20
Female
Auburn
Blue
5’3; het
Sister Mallory
67
71
Female
Grey
Green
4’7; het
Sister Michelle Roberts
45
49
Female
Brown
Brown
5’9; het
Captain John Roberts
47
51
Male
Brown
Blue
5’11; het
Sister Lauren Dubois
21
25
Female
Blonde
Blue
5’6; het
Sister Patricia Adams
27
31
Female
Brown
Blue
5’4; het
Bishop Demetri Evans
53
Dead
Male
Black
Brown
6’1; het (Beth)
Jingles
1
5
Male
Br/Wh
Brown
Dog
Pope Ephesian XI
64
68
Male
Grey
Blue
5’7; asex
Emperor Francis Brandt
14
18
Female
Red
Green
5’10; het (Jeremy)
Beatrice Dupont
26
30
Female
Blonde
Hazel
5’4; het (Alighieri)
Jeremy Larsen
15
19
Male
Blonde
Blue
5’11; het (Fran)
Father Michael Alighieri
28
32
Male
Brown
Brown
5’10; het (Bea)
Father Simon
50
54
Male
Grey
Blue
6’; het/ped
Father Peterson
48
52
Male
Blonde
Hazel
5’8; het
Father Anthony Hall
27
31
Male
Brown
Grey
5’9; asex
Empress Dowager Xiao-Yi
71
75
Female
Black
Brown
5’; het
Princess Mei Zhen
17
21
Female
Black
Brown
5’3; het

Angels, Demons etc (20)



4-3-13



Gabriel
N/A
N/A
N-M
Black
Blue
6’; asex
Uriel
N/A
N/A
N-F
Blonde
Blue
6’; het (Raph)
Raphael
N/A
N/A
N-M
Blonde
Gray
6’9; panrom(Rose)
Michael
N/A
N/A
N-M
Red
Green
6’3; het (Ev?)
Lucifer
N/A
N/A
N-M
Red
Green
6’3; pan (Dori)
Remiel
N/A
N/A
N-M
Blonde
Grey
6’2; pan
Metatron
N/A
N/A
N-M
Brown
Brown
6’1; het
Raguel
N/A
N/A
N
Black
Blue
5’11; asex
Anael
N/A
N/A
N-M
Orange
Hazel
6’4; meh
Zerachiel
N/A
N/A
N-M
Brown
Blue
6’5; het
Sofiel
N/A
N/A
N-F
Blonde
Blue
5’9; het
Xandalphon
N/A
N/A
N-M
Lots
Goggles
6’3; asex
Belial
N/A
N/A
N-B
Black
Blue
5’10; pan (Luke)
Gilman
N/A
N/A
Male
Black
Black
5’11; het (Emma)
Liam
N/A
N/A
Male
Mousey
Brown
5’8; homo
Emma
N/A
N/A
Female
Brown
Brown
5’4; het (Gilly)
Nora
N/A
N/A
Female
Blonde
Green
5’6; het
Sofie
N/A
N/A
Female
Brown
Blue
5’6; het
Dominic Taylor
N/A
N/A
Male
Red
Green
6’; het
Micah
18
22 (37)
Male
Blonde
Gray
6’6; het; one arm

Thai’d Down (15)



8-8



Pacha
49
53
Female
Graying
Black
5’2; het
Sajja
12
16
Male
Black
Brown
5’7; het
Walter Anderson
41
45
Male
Graying
Hazel
5’10; het
Seo-Yeon Kim
21
25
Female
Black
Black
5’6; het (Xi, Zeke)
Marian Walker
19
23
Female
Brown
Brown
5’5; het
Antoinette
26
30
Female
Blonde
Blue
5’9; homo (Kate)
Kelsey
15
19
Female
Blonde
Hazel
5’3; het
Aida
24
28
Female
Black
Brown
5’4; het
Tate
13
17
Male
Green
Brown
5’2; homo
Madison Walker
16
20
Male
Brown
Brown
5’8; asex (Alex)
Alexei Zaytsev
18
22
Male
Blonde
Blue
6’2; bi (Mad); w
Buddha
5
9
Male
White
Yellow
Cat
Thomas Bradley
31
35
Male
Brown

5’11; homo
Petra Kovac

7
Female
Blonde
Blue

Leon Kovac

5
Male
Blonde
Brown

Marta Kovac
22
26
Female
Blonde
Brown
5’6; het; w

NonCanon Characters (4)



3-1



Jesse


Male
Blonde
Green
5’9; Trans?
Basil


Male
Black
Brown
6’2; het w/expt
Dawn


Female
Auburn
Grey
5’10; asex-obliv
Argos


Male
Black
Green
6’; het (Sari)

Canon NonRP Characters



3-3



Jack
11

Male
Blonde
Brown
4’4
Emily
7

Female
Brown
Glasses
3’8; w
Gabby
4

Female
D. Br.
Blue
3’
Noah
6

Male
Brown
Brown
3’6
Chloe
9

Female
Red
Blue
4’
Doctor
?????

Male
Blonde
Grey
6’6; asex?

Fran-Jeremy Children (5)




2-3



Riley, Casey,+ Morgan Brandt


Female
Red
Blue
Triplets (eldest)
Francis Brandt IV


Male
Red
Green
2 years younger
Taylor Brandt


Male
Blonde
Green
3 years younger










M: 45


Het: 59



F: 41


Homo: 6



N: 13


Pan/bi: 5 



99


Asex: 9  Other: 4