Act VI

Another addition to my list of bullshit summaries with sarcastic comments and mean observations.

Act VI

            Resume search for supplies (and new guns/ more ammo)

                        And try not to get shot/eaten along the way

                        Azzer is probably pushing the group because he really needs to

                        get home to his wife and kids

                        Rachel is probably due soon and they don’t know if this is

                        localized to the city or if it’s spread further north

            Run into Xi again

                        With Sam and Blake

                        Lovely introductions and finding out that Xi has a girlfriend

                        Many what the hell comments from Will and thinking Sam is

                        nuts

                        Sam being a creep and hurring over Xi

            And hey, Lou gets his shotgun back! Maybe

                        If he can pry it from Xi’s cold dead fingers

            They go to find somewhere safe to stay for the night because shit is

            getting real

            Spend night in apartment/dorms

                        Sam wants to stay in the same room as Xi

                        Raph won’t let her because he refuses to deal with a teenage

                        pregnancy on top of the whole... zombie apocalypse thing

                        “You’d be surprised what people will do when they could be

                        eaten in the morning”

                        They probably end up in the same room by morning anyway

                                    But it’s adorable so when Raph busts in he just lets them

                                    keep snuggling

            Discussion of Wall (Conspiracy theories abound)

                        Is it the government? Why would they even?

                        Well how else could the wall go up that fast?

                        And power get cut off to the whole city...

                        But what could they gain from killing off an entire city

                        And how would they even come up with something like this

                        And WHY would they?

                        Mostly this is probably a Xi vs Raph discussion again. When is it

                        not, though? This is why people are going to ship you two fags, 

                        you constantly bitch at each other

            And then Blake finds out they’re letting Xi lead them around and wants

            to know why the hell they’d let him lead

                        B – Wait, wait. You let Xi lead you around? You do know he has

                        the directional prowess of a dead donkey, right?

                        S -  Yeah, he’s only really good at finding his way BACK from

                        things, not to them.

            Azzer tries to kill him

            It’s all very:

                        A - “YOU LITTLE BASTARD”

                        Raph has to hold him back and try to get him to calm down

                        A - "I DIDN'T LIKE YOU TO BEGIN WITH NOW I REALLY

                        DON'T LIKE YOU"

                        X – “Dude, no one does”

            Xi maybe mentions that hell, he likes it there in zombieland

            And then Raph has to let Azzer go

                        “Oops, my hand slipped”

            Azzer eventually storms off and leaves the group

                        Because he can damn well get out faster by HIMSELF thank you

            Raph follows Azzer (like a fag), promising to meet them at the wall