Thai'd Down

Thai’d Down, a story of hookers and blow.

That joke would be more amusing if it were a joke.

Marian and Madison Walker

            The Walker siblings were orphaned at 8 and 10 respectively. They transferred orphanages three times in two years. Madison spent most of this time in hospitals and clinics being stitched up, pumped with medication or prodded at. Eventually, one of the workers at the orphanage told Marian (12) that they would pay her if she took her brother and left. So she did. Like a stupid little girl. The money lasted them about three months and then they got kicked out of the hotel they’d been staying at. Yeah. Fun times. Marian managed to get various part time jobs helping at grocery stores, making beds in motels and watching children. Madison was busy sucking cocks in back alleys and getting punched in the face. (Srsly, who hires a 10-year-old hooker? Whatiswrongwithpeople?)

            When Madison was 15, Pacha found him bleeding out in her alley behind a dumpster. She stitched him up and put him in a bed because the woman adopts strays to piss off Walter. After that, Maddie went and got his stupid sister and they started working in the restaurant.

            A little bit of random info. Maddie is a hemophiliac (type A) and tends to bruise like a peach and bleed from the slightest scratch. This makes him very popular with a certain type of customer and so Maddie has pretty much become a professional submissive. One of his customers, Thomas Bradley, is an advisor to the Emperor and keeps trying to buy him for real. Maddie’s pretty sure that he’d be dead within a week if he ever agreed to that.

Alexei Zaytsev

            Alexei grew up in Russia near a United Trading outpost and pretty much spent most of his time making “hnnnnnngh” noises and wanting to not be there and griping to his brothers who told him to shut up and get back to work because goddammit Alexei we have a farm to run and there are animals to feed, do you want to starve, no you can’t go look at the machinery, no you don’t know how to fix cars, don’t you dare take the tractor apart. So yeah... at 16, he stowed away on one of the UT boats to hitch a ride to somewhere that didn’t have stupid brothers or stupid farms. Unfortunately for him, he fell asleep and missed his stop. When the ship reached Capitol, the crew beat the shit out of the stowaway Russian rat and dumped him in the city. Alex, not able to speak English, wandered around the city getting lost and getting in trouble. Nightfall of his third day in the city, he gave up and flopped over in a snowdrift. And then a grumpy Thai woman kicked him and told him to get his big fat butt off her street because his corpse was scaring away customers. Then she managed to drag him into her kitchen, feed him soup, and over the course of 6 years, teach him English.... and a vague semblance of manners.

            My current theory is that he’s so grumpy because Pacha was the one to teach him English and he just thinks that’s the way he’s supposed to speak.

Kim Seo-Yoon

            Seo’s life started out pretty normal. Her family is actually pretty well off and she was only disowned because she couldn’t keep her legs crossed for two goddamn seconds. Her father caught her with the cook and almost had a heart attack. So really, whoring wasn’t much of a leap for her and she already knew about Thai’d Down. She’s kinda been BFFLs with Zeke since they were both babies and they have a deal that if Seo gets pregnant, Zeke will marry her since this would solve his problem of needing to have kids. And she’s pretty much convinced that this would be awesome because then she can hit on guys for Zekey and get to watch live porn, really it’s like she forgets that Zeke hates men and being near them and doesn’t want to have sex with them thanks. She does love on him whenever he’s injured or upset and actually doesn’t charge him for sex because she likes him and knows he doesn’t really do it because he likes it.

            They have a weird relationship.

            She also ships Madison and Alex because Alex calls him “peaches” and tends to manhandle him. Both boys seem to disapprove of this but grudgingly accept money when she wants to see boysex. Occasionally, they get a little drunk first and then Seo really fangirls because it actually seems like they’re into it. Honestly, Maddie has no interest in sex, the closest he gets to that is cuddling people he likes. Alex on the other hand.... who knows. Maybe. He is suspiciously silent on this matter.

            He’s also painfully gentle when it comes to Maddie despite all appearances. And sits outside his door when he’s working to make sure he’s not ACTUALLY getting murdered. And kisses him sometimes. Maybe. Just a little. When Seo is paying them. God, no, I’m not allowed to start shipping my own characters again. Especially since this one is generally non-con from both sides and may, MAY, be one-sided sometimes. I blame Seo for this. No channeling yaoi fangirls and editing things at 2 AM.

            4 AM UPDATE: But at the same time he does that for the GIRLS too and, and maybe that’s just how he is under all the grumpy and scary? Or that means he thinks of Maddie as a girl, he’s not that nice to Tate.... yeah, okay ruling this as a “I have not fucking clue right now and I have been up far too long and Alex is a stupid silent rock that doesn’t talk”

Tate

            Tate is a colorblind hyperactive teenage boy with a fondness for dick and a dislike of personal space. He wandered into the restaurant looking like a unicorn threw up on him and asked for a job because well it was better than anything else he could do. Then he took Alex’s room and decorated it with rainbow shit and started gaying up the place with his gay. No, actually he pretty much just took some of Maddie’s less violent customers and expanded their client base a little. He was a streetwalker before he came to the restaurant and after his third arrest decided that maybe working in an actual brothel would be safer.

            Presently, his hair is brown with lime green tips. This changes according to his mood that week. This is why the girls won’t let him dress himself.

Aida

            A tiny curvy black girl that will not take your sass thank you very much, Aida started out as a waitress. She eventually found out about the dual hooker-waitress jobs available and decided that was a great way to supplement her income. Mostly Aida works as the hostess for Thai’d Down because she’s one of the few people there that seems to actually be able to deal with people. The only thing that really seems to annoy her is Walter constantly smacking her ass and making comments. It’s not her fault that he’s too used to scrawny Asian girls. Aida does not have dead parents, has not been tortured/raped/whatev, and is not traumatized. She’s working as a hooker because it’s easy money for her.

Antoinette

            Can I summarize her in two words and just say “French Lesbian”? Yes? No? Oh okay. I guess she’s kinda.... iono. Toni is too tall and too blonde and too pretty. And it pisses people off. She has a tendency to drink more than Alex and use cigars/cigarettes in a suggestive manner. If you gave her a lollipop/popsicle/insert phallic food she’d probably give it a blowjob. Toni was raised in fancy estates and trained to be a lady and was probably well on her way to being the prize wife of someone important but she didn’t really like that idea and packed up all her clothes and the finest silver in the house and fucked off. While she sleeps with men, she has a general disdain for anything with a penis (barring people she actually likes like Ed). She also tends to be curt, bordering on rude, and rather stuck up when she doesn’t get her way.

Kelsey

            Kelsey is a sweet girl but isn’t the brightest crayon in the box, which is how she wound up working in a brothel at 14-15 (and probably looking about 9 or 10). She’s basically a pair of fantastic breasts with long legs and pigtails. Her clients like the whole “innocent little girl” thing and so she uh... does tend to wear “costumes.” Not that she minds, she seems to find it honestly entertaining. Basically, the guys that hire her want a sweet little girl in pigtails and a school uniform to suck their cock and tell Daddy what a bad girl she’s been (do some of them want her to act/dress like a toddler? Yes. Does she? Also yes. Bitches, man. Srsly)

            Does this creep the other hookers out? Sometimes. Mostly it’s the fact that Kelsey has a baby face and high-pitched voice and would probably look about 12 if not for her breasts. There is a lot of grumbling and earplug usage when Kelsey is being particularly vocal. There is presently a campaign to buy her a goddamn gag already.